LIGHT OF LOVE
Jenny loved Jude
He’s swell and rude
They kissed all over town
In Parks, always got down
They took their hot love around
More and more joy they found
Then they went for a ride to Bow Road
On the District Line from Wimbledon, slowed
By rain, busy line, and traffic ahead
End of the line their romance is quite dead!
In the harsh fluorescent light and one hour
Their True love turned from sweet to sour
Jenny saw Jude as she never saw him before
Jude’s Squinty, with hairy ears ,freckles and more!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Saturday, July 25, 2009
BUS 23
BUS 23
Westbourne Park-Thread needle Street-Liverpool Street Station
Said the Driver of the twenty-three
‘It’s so totally clear to me
Half the road is dug, Traffic Lights awry
And because there’s a big DHL van parked by
With a Vacant faced driver staring at the sky,
Easier to push a thread in the needles eye
Than to attempt this impossibly bizarre feat
Driving a Bus through Thread-needle Street!’
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Westbourne Park-Thread needle Street-Liverpool Street Station
Said the Driver of the twenty-three
‘It’s so totally clear to me
Half the road is dug, Traffic Lights awry
And because there’s a big DHL van parked by
With a Vacant faced driver staring at the sky,
Easier to push a thread in the needles eye
Than to attempt this impossibly bizarre feat
Driving a Bus through Thread-needle Street!’
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
VICTORIA LINE
THE BUMRUSH
O!! I love the Tube Rush every day
As we reluctantly to office make way
(Many times in June, a bit less in May)
But I love the slow sweaty slushy squeeze
Yells of ' Move Along, Don’t grab me Please
(‘And let go of my pants Sir, Kindly Release!!’)
Five thousand Commuters already on the train
Manor House pushes three thousand more in vain
Granny on my shoulders, Grandpa squashed complete
Upsides, My Head is Down- Up are my feet
Jimmy boy squeezed safely under my seat
Finsbury Park and kicked on to the Victoria Line
Amidst moans, groans, screams and oft a whine
Praying ‘God No more Pax Oh dearie Oh NO’
But alas at King's Cross there’s lot’s lot’s mo’!
At Euston storms in a glam red lipped Miss
Angry hot & bothered, a spicy curry dish
Just arrived late by the bus two-five –three
Comes right into the inches occupied by poor me
She moves, firmly crushes my little Toe,
Pushes, my internal organs like mashed roe
Her Sharp elbow pokes deep into my liver
I hear some of my small bones break- I shiver.
Even tho' her steel brolly is in my groin, I see
Why then do I Smile, why does my heart go Whee!!
(Yes though you call me pathetic, I can only agree!)
Coz it's closest to a Camden Hottie I'll ever be!!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
O!! I love the Tube Rush every day
As we reluctantly to office make way
(Many times in June, a bit less in May)
But I love the slow sweaty slushy squeeze
Yells of ' Move Along, Don’t grab me Please
(‘And let go of my pants Sir, Kindly Release!!’)
Five thousand Commuters already on the train
Manor House pushes three thousand more in vain
Granny on my shoulders, Grandpa squashed complete
Upsides, My Head is Down- Up are my feet
Jimmy boy squeezed safely under my seat
Finsbury Park and kicked on to the Victoria Line
Amidst moans, groans, screams and oft a whine
Praying ‘God No more Pax Oh dearie Oh NO’
But alas at King's Cross there’s lot’s lot’s mo’!
At Euston storms in a glam red lipped Miss
Angry hot & bothered, a spicy curry dish
Just arrived late by the bus two-five –three
Comes right into the inches occupied by poor me
She moves, firmly crushes my little Toe,
Pushes, my internal organs like mashed roe
Her Sharp elbow pokes deep into my liver
I hear some of my small bones break- I shiver.
Even tho' her steel brolly is in my groin, I see
Why then do I Smile, why does my heart go Whee!!
(Yes though you call me pathetic, I can only agree!)
Coz it's closest to a Camden Hottie I'll ever be!!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
BENDY BUSES
GEORGIE AND HIS BENDY-BUS
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Passed the office girls fast and made them cry.
When the city boys came out after a hard day,
Georgie grinned & quickly drove his Bendy-bus away!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Passed the office girls fast and made them cry.
When the city boys came out after a hard day,
Georgie grinned & quickly drove his Bendy-bus away!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
RMT UNION
WILL I GET TO BARNET ?
To Barnet , to Freirn Barnet we go
Will we get there, we do not know
It all depends on Mr Bob Crow!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
To Barnet , to Freirn Barnet we go
Will we get there, we do not know
It all depends on Mr Bob Crow!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
NETWORK RAIL
NETWORK RAIL
As I was going to St. Ives,
I wish I had seven lives
Engineering Overrun- they explain
I’ve wasted this one stuck in a train!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
As I was going to St. Ives,
I wish I had seven lives
Engineering Overrun- they explain
I’ve wasted this one stuck in a train!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
CENTRAL LINE
CENTRAL LINE
BETHNAL GREEN
O! The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
The Dismal Drab Platform of Bethnal Green
As we walked forever on tracks, round every bend
(The tube broke down; it’s now on the mend)
We had to walk down all the way from Mile End!!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
BETHNAL GREEN
O! The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
The Dismal Drab Platform of Bethnal Green
As we walked forever on tracks, round every bend
(The tube broke down; it’s now on the mend)
We had to walk down all the way from Mile End!!!
-AMIT AGNIHOTRI
BUS 18
Bus 18
Euston station –Sudbury
Fifty minutes from Euston to Sudbury Town?
When I left spruced up, long hair from my crown
During the long trip I aged and my hair fell down
The journey was so stretched, at the end it must be said
I became bald and grew a long gray beard instead!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Euston station –Sudbury
Fifty minutes from Euston to Sudbury Town?
When I left spruced up, long hair from my crown
During the long trip I aged and my hair fell down
The journey was so stretched, at the end it must be said
I became bald and grew a long gray beard instead!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
DANGER !!!
THE SEEN UNSEEN
Goblin Helmet, Red staring eyes
Foaming Mouth, thrashing thighs
Roaring Outrage, Mouth a rictus grin
Crazed Demeanour, sallow sticky skin
Face contorted in utter strain
Oh my God!!!
I hope I don’t see another Cyclist again
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Goblin Helmet, Red staring eyes
Foaming Mouth, thrashing thighs
Roaring Outrage, Mouth a rictus grin
Crazed Demeanour, sallow sticky skin
Face contorted in utter strain
Oh my God!!!
I hope I don’t see another Cyclist again
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
BUS 254
Bus 254
ALDGATE- Stamford Hill-Holloway, Parkhurst Road
Mr Jack and Ms Jill
Went up Stamford Hill
To see a local football match
Had fun, but in the bus, on the way back
Jack got mugged, Jill’s purse’s gone- snatch!!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
ALDGATE- Stamford Hill-Holloway, Parkhurst Road
Mr Jack and Ms Jill
Went up Stamford Hill
To see a local football match
Had fun, but in the bus, on the way back
Jack got mugged, Jill’s purse’s gone- snatch!!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
NATIONAL EXPRESS
GRANNY VISITS KENT
Oh how?
Oh how shall we get?
Oh , how shall we get Granny to Kent?
As you know she is quite Incontinent
I know, we’ll send her by National Express
Leave them to deal with the flippin’ Mess!!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
Oh how?
Oh how shall we get?
Oh , how shall we get Granny to Kent?
As you know she is quite Incontinent
I know, we’ll send her by National Express
Leave them to deal with the flippin’ Mess!!
AMIT AGNIHOTRI
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